Unicorn Blood Coffee Cold 8-Pack

For the first time EVER...the elixir of the Godz, known to bring immortal techniques to those who consume it on a regular basis, UNICORN BLOOD is now available as Coffee Cold! 

Unicorn Blood in coffee cold cans for the first time ever! After all these years, we're finally releasing one of our most popular blends as a Coffee Cold. This blend of beans is created to shine as espresso, however, it is delicious brewed as drip, in a press pot, and as iced coffee. When brewed as coffee cold, the creamy body remains with even more sweetness coming through. Here is the breakdown:

Unicorn Blood

Country: Guatemala

Farm: San Jeronimo Miramar

Cultivar: Catimor

Process: Honey

Country: Colombia

Farm: Santa Barbara

Cultivar: Mixed

Process: Washed

Country: El Salvador

Mill: Cafe Tuxpal

Cultivar: Bourbon & Pacas

Process: Honey

Notes: Peanut Butter, Orange Marmalade, Milk Chocolate

Unicorn Blood - The world's coffee elixir, a potion of magical powers, and the namesake of Dark Matter Coffee is finally in a convenient Coffee Cold can. 7.5 oz can come in 8-packs, housed inside a swagged-out cooler.

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Unicorn Blood Coffee brings together beans from three Central American origins—Guatemala, Colombia, and El Salvador—each processed through a combination of honey and washed methods to develop layered sweetness and clarity. The blend draws on Bourbon, Pacas, and Catimor varietals, which contribute varying profiles of body and complexity. Dark Matter Coffee's roasting approach emphasizes the interplay between roasted richness and fruit-forward notes, resulting in a profile anchored by peanut butter and milk chocolate with bright orange marmalade accents. This combination of producers—San Jeronimo Miramar, Santa Barbara, and Cafe Tuxpal—and processing techniques creates a coffee designed for cold brewing, where extended extraction can highlight both the smooth chocolatey base and citrus brightness. The cold 8-pack format suits those seeking consistency across multiple servings or exploration of how cold steeping influences the blend's flavor development.